In a secret government conspiracy, President Barack "Insane" Hussein Obama steals all of the thoughts of the people for April 10th 2010... we all went to bed last night, secure that our whinings and grumblings would be recorded for posterity... and we awake this morning to nothing but 36 hour old accusations or racism, days old condemnations of the Pelosi-Reid- Snuuffleupugus money machine, and un-fresh threads reporting the bias in the MSM.... I urge you to call my representative, Eric "Fundraisin' when I ain't gettin' shot at" Cantor to complain.... flood his office with the voice of the people... Obama!!! You commie, pinko, union lovin' sucker! Give us our JOBS back!... I mean our posts back! Now... I suggest we hold an "E" Party rally right here to protest!