1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
"The problem with internet quotes lies in verifying their authenticity."
This way to the polls:
<belch> Well, that's one case down today.
Happy 149th b-day, West Virginia!!!
... Time to start in on the spare 12-pack.
Just ordered beverage #14 at the 'ol local watering hole ...
19 beers (or so) later ...
'ol Bump is home.
Going to my first brew fest tonight...cant ****ing wait...35 dollars get to drink some great beers for around five hours....gonna get ****ed drunk.
... Just another night in The Summer of Bumpus ...
6-8 beers on the 'ol deck before I left for the local watering hole bout an hour or two ago.
Lost complete & total track of tonight's consumption ...
ALL HAIL BEER!!!