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Thread: ***Club FINHEAVEN - Drink Up!***

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    Quote Originally Posted by BobDole View Post
    you'll like this one bump.

    went to my buddy's house for a Christmas party the other night. i brought him a bottle of crown special reserve for the party. hardly anyone was drinking and nobody touched it. i got halfway offended and drank the entire bottle. i blacked out and got super belligerent - from what i'm told at least. ended up chasing their retarded cat around the house - for some unknown and probably hilarious reason - and tripped over the train they had around their tree. knocked that fugger over and it went flying out the back window. most of the ornaments - including the angel - were all heirlooms passed on through the generations. it was passed on to me that '80%' (from the creepy weird text i got from his wife after our horrid conversation) of them were smashed beyond repair. destroyed a solid amount of the presents. basically dominated that boring *** household.

    woke up at my other buddy's house the next morning to his wife calling me - with zero recollection of all this. she goes on and on how a ruined their party, Christmas, life, whatfuggingever. i listen to her ***** for about like 10 minutes - not knowing if i should laugh b/c she might be fugging with me or apologize b/c i killed santa.

    after she was done she says 'is there anything you would like to say about all this?'

    'i'm really sorry - do you have any idea why i went so bat**** crazy?'

    'you were pissed no one was drinking your stupid expensive bourbon.'

    'sounds like someone should've poured a glass of whiskey.'

    end communication.

    At least you didn't arse rape an elf. :whatsthebigdeal:



    Edit: BTW, you're right - I did like that story. Classic!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpus View Post
    At least you didn't arse rape an elf. :whatsthebigdeal:



    Edit: BTW, you're right - I did like that story. Classic!
    texted my buddy a few hours later after i figured out all that i did.

    'guess i murdered Christmas, huh?'

    'dude if it wasn't so hilarious seeing you freak out over absolutely nothing i'd never talk to you again.'

    'i got nothin. send me the bill.'


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    So beer #5 slipped down so fast you forgot to mention it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BobDole View Post
    you'll like this one bump.

    went to my buddy's house for a Christmas party the other night. i brought him a bottle of crown special reserve for the party. hardly anyone was drinking and nobody touched it. i got halfway offended and drank the entire bottle. i blacked out and got super belligerent - from what i'm told at least. ended up chasing their retarded cat around the house - for some unknown and probably hilarious reason - and tripped over the train they had around their tree. knocked that fugger over and it went flying out the back window. most of the ornaments - including the angel - were all heirlooms passed on through the generations. it was passed on to me that '80%' (from the creepy weird text i got from his wife after our horrid conversation) of them were smashed beyond repair. destroyed a solid amount of the presents. basically dominated that boring *** household.

    woke up at my other buddy's house the next morning to his wife calling me - with zero recollection of all this. she goes on and on how a ruined their party, Christmas, life, whatfuggingever. i listen to her ***** for about like 10 minutes - not knowing if i should laugh b/c she might be fugging with me or apologize b/c i killed santa.

    after she was done she says 'is there anything you would like to say about all this?'

    'i'm really sorry - do you have any idea why i went so bat**** crazy?'

    'you were pissed no one was drinking your stupid expensive bourbon.'

    'sounds like someone should've poured a glass of whiskey.'

    end communication.

    I could have seen this story posted with no username and known for 100% fact this was a BobDole story




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    Since there's no possible way to accurately gauge the amount of beer down my gullet so far ...

    I'm gonna conservatively estimate 15.


    Mind you, it's the first day of X-Mas Break.



    Pity my liver this evening.
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    New Year's Eve!

    'Ol Bump is currently on beer #5 (& sadly, watching my Pens get thumped - I hate Brodeur)


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