Kenny Powers FTMFW!
**** THE JETS!!!!!!!!!
Good Evening, Admins, Posters, Donators, Lurkers, Moderators, this is aaaaa........ WVDolphan, VIP FinHeaven Poster and I got somethin I wanna say.
A lot of you mother ****ers think you know who WVDolphan is. Well Im here today to tell yall that you dont know ****.
There comes a time in every posters life when he's gotta take a look at himself in the mirror and decide just exactly who he is. Well Ive come to that crossroads and I have decided.......... WVDolphan is a man. WVDolphan is a fan. WVDolphan IS a lover.
But, the most he is, I mean the thing that WVDolphan is the most, is a god damn phins fan. And one thing a phins fan DOES NOT DO, is praise the ****ing Jets. No, a true phins fan faces his enemies.......and he CONQUERS THEM.
And that is why I am here today to tell you all that WVDolphan is officially..........ACCEPTING, the position of official Jets hater here at FinHeaven.
So LETS GET THE JETS BASHING ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a official FH Jets Hater official Jets bashing thread. Let me begin the festivities by getting a couple of other things off my chest.
First of all, Im sick and tired of some of the mother ****ers around here who want to go soft on some of these Jets fans. **** the Jets OK. Im tired of sorry *** POS Jets fans running around here getting awards and ****.
This is supposed to be a PHINS fans site OK. Since when do we cater to ****ing Jets fans? Is it that bad? Do we really need those worthless ********ers pulling up a lounge chair in our living room to keep the site going? Its time to put these ****ing ****heads in their place. They should feel like theyre walking into a ****ing hornets nest!
Im also sick of these so called phins fans who come on here and praise the Jets. Shouldnt there be some infractions handed out for that ****? Im tired of hearing about how good the Jets are. **** the Jets. We shouldnt be hearing that **** on a site for phins fans. At least not a site for real phins fans.
So if you are a Jets fan, or simply have something decent to say about the Jets or any member of their organization, STAY THE **** OUT of my thread OK.
Last edited by Flip Tanneflop; 08-18-2010 at 12:34 AM.
Bill Belichick on "putting the tape on"
Kenny Powers FTMFW!
Man I'm so ready for the new season. September 26th can't get here soon enough. Greatest. Show. EVER.
Alright class, Im WVDolphan your new official Jets basher. Yea yea Im a VIP la di da big ****ing deal. At this time Id like to take any questions you have before we get started.
You, FatKirstyAlley in the back. FKA - "Do we have to bash Jets fans"?
No these are questions about me.....personally, as a VIP. You have this moment in time with a legend and you want to waste it with stupid questions like that. Who's next?
Napsndreads - "When you got thrown off the site, did Like2God kick you in the balls"?
Oh you think thats funny? How bout we check and see who's till here and who isnt? NO. For your information Like2God is no sweat off my balls.
Alright, you the girl. "When you were away for a while, were you banned again"?
No. Server change babe. Couldnt log in.
Alright, you timid poster in the back..... NYJunc - "My friends from the new site said that you ruined FinHeaven".
You know what. I can already tell that I dont like you. And Im probably not going to like you no matter how many awards or votes you get. So if any posters want to bash someone in this thread.........AIM FOR HIM. Cause I aint watchin!
WV is the ****ing man! This thread is long overdue, fantastic idea. We should sticky it.
You know Jets fans started in stadiums just like that…yup, rats made sex to birds and created a whole new type of mouth-breather.
Last edited by Bumpus; 08-22-2010 at 10:51 AM. Reason: Modest correction.