Interestingly enough I have actually been to Beckley, WV. I have relatives that live down there and I spent part of a vacation visiting them as a kid.
Nobody gives 2 ****s where the **** your mommy drove your ***. Get a real ****ing team, loser. If your father had a sack, he would have made you a Dolphin fan, instead mommy showed you how to cup the balls. **** the Jests, **** em all.