Hydrochlorofluorocarbons. Big word for someone who has yet to get ITS GED.
When Mama was living, she tried to homeschool me but I proved to be too unruly a student. I didn't even learn how to talk right till I was a teenager. I mostly communicated through angry or happy grunts and growls. my behavior was especially feral, and I had a hobby of eating my own feces. But once I discovered little debbie's, I don't do that no more. well, maybe once in awhile.
Mama called in a specialist to try and help me, but he ran off when I tried to seduce him.