well, uncle grampa is back! we thought he died years ago on account of him drownin in a cesspool accident? well, his body wasnt ever properly recovered, so I guess he up and left town for a couple years. well, he's back! and it looks like he's going to be stayin here with me for a while, on account of he aint got no job, or place of his own? he's already helpin out alot around the trailer. he put a lightly used toilet in the tv room. he got it outta an old meth lab what burnt down. uncle grampa didn;t install no piping or nothing to it, but it's still right conveinent. i aint even need to miss my progrims when i get a bout of the splatters!