stoopid sheriff jergensens! i got arrested for endangerin the well bein of minors halloween night. on account a me puttin old petrified litter encrusted cat leavings in they trick er treat bags? dr. tittleman had to come and get me released. he told sheriff jergensens that i wasn;t quite right in the head, and to cut me a break, and dem kids wasn't gonna eat the cat feces anyhow. well nuts to that! the inside a my head feels fine! dem kids need ta learn to appreciate the finer things in life, and if they parents aint gonna teach em, maybe I should! when i find a peculiar chunk of cat excrement on the floor, it's like a special jewel gifted to me from a feline whatcares for me! i just wanted the yooth of today to feel the kind of joy I feel when I;m hobbling about in my trailer, and i step in a pile of jewels! when i'm scrapin that sweet treasure off my hoof, i feel trully loved. shoouldnt all kids feel that kinda love?
1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
"The problem with internet quotes is verifying their authenticity."
The NEW Front Office Plan
for our Miami Dolphins:
-Hire the FH Staff, ad hoc.
... Could we really do worse?!?
(I'll accept the newly created position of beverage consultant)
Humongous with you being a (Huge) Cat and Feline fan. I was wondering what your thoughts were on the Bengals, Lions and Jaguars this year?
Just win Phin baby!