i've had a powerful case of the green apple splatters for nigh going on 2 weeks now. the bouts of incontinence have become so frequent and intense, that i just started porky piggin it around the trailer -- that's where you wear a top but no bottoms? i was ruining just about every pair of bloomers i wore, so i just up and stopped wearin em altogether!. well, i was spendin so much time in the bathroom, that i decided to to keep my tv in there permenent like so as to not miss my progrims? this lead to a very unadvantageous accident however. ya see, on account of my front-butt, i have to "AC Slater" it everytime i use the terlet -- that's when ya sit on the terlet facing the wall. well the other night, the splatters came on real powerful like, and i rushed to sit down on the terlet without positioning my flesh folds proper like? well, a torrent of excrement kinda shotgunned outta my hindquarters and spackled my beloved tv screen! now it's all crusted over with my internal stink, and my shamwows and oxyclean won't get it off! im a might perplexed as to what to do. in the mean time, i cobbled together afew adult diapers so theyd fit over my girth. at least this way i won't befoul anymore of my possessions by usin the pesky terlet!