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Thread: Hot 4 Peyton, also Eli, but also Archie too

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot4Peyton View Post
    well, it looks like my beloved payton has got a restrainin order on me. i guess i done sent him too many sexual gifts in the mail. shoot, the last correspondence i sent him wasn't even a gift, it was a buisness proposal! as many of y'all all know, i have a very prominent "front butt", on account of my flesh folds coming together in the front to create the very erotic illusion of a hindquarters crack? well, i thought it would be real sexy like ifn you could wear like double thong bloomers, to seduce the quarterback in your life. i was hopin peytin would want to invest in my idea, seein as how im his biggest fan? well, i guess i have his answer, in the form of a cease n desist. what a big joker, i know deep down he loves me and all my sensual ideas! he probably just surrounded by a big group a dumb dumbs! shoot.
    See, that's your problem ... you're sending it through the mail. What with the Unibomber and all, he's probably a'scaired to open his own mail. We all know assistants aren't worth squat, so he's probably never personally seeing the parcels you send him.

    Try going in person. He can't deny his #1 fan in person, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpus View Post
    See, that's your problem ... you're sending it through the mail. What with the Unibomber and all, he's probably a'scaired to open his own mail. We all know assistants aren't worth squat, so he's probably never personally seeing the parcels you send him.

    Try going in person. He can't deny his #1 fan in person, right?
    well, that sounds right conceivable, Friend Bumpus. I suppose it didnt help none that my new invention is called "Unibloomers"
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    I think I'd try the trojan horse technique. H4P, mail yourself to him in the box from an entertainment center. He won't refuse it, he'll bring it inside to see which one of the 400 rooms in his house he'd like to put it in. Then you pop out of the box dancing in your unibloomers, and when the moment is right, drop them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot4Peyton View Post
    Every since I first saw Payton take the field for the Tennessee vols, I knew I would only be happy if he were to make love to me. He could explore my flesh folds however he saw fit, and maybe Eli and they Daddy, Archie could help too.

    I have an extensive collection of VHS tapes of all of Paytuns games from College and the pros. Every other wednesday on bath night, I pull the TV and VCR into the bathroom, and I watch Paytin in his tight pants while I warsh myself and my unmentionables. Sometimes I fall into steamy fantasy while I'm soakin in the tub . . .

    I dream of The Manning family visiting me in my trailer, and I proudly show them all the toenail clippings I've saved over the years, and my kitty litter statuettes. They all love my collections, and my art. Then I make a big meal of bacon fried mac and cheese for my handsome guests. then we take the leftover bacon grease and they rub it all over my naked quivering figure. Archie instructs his sons to make sure and get plenty of grease in between my flesh folds for maximum criscofication. They both say, "yes daddy." Then all three proceed to degrease my supple frame with they audibleizing tongue muscles.

    After that, all three handsome Mannings lay on my bed so I can smother them with my fleshly love. After I sufficiently crush all three of they skulls in the throes of my pelvic passions, I'll drag them to the living room and prop them up on the couch and have some little debbies and whole milk (it expired last week, but it's still good). I'll give them hair dos and put some of Mama's (RIP) eye makeup on them an make em look even more handsomer. We all four will live in my trailer forever, and the county wont come over no more with nasty letters bout too much trash in my yard. That's not trash, dum dums! It don't bother nobody none! Git off my proprty! I'll shoot chu in the dicks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot4Peyton View Post
    well, it looks like my beloved payton has got a restrainin order on me. i guess i done sent him too many sexual gifts in the mail. shoot, the last correspondence i sent him wasn't even a gift, it was a buisness proposal! as many of y'all all know, i have a very prominent "front butt", on account of my flesh folds coming together in the front to create the very erotic illusion of a hindquarters crack? well, i thought it would be real sexy like ifn you could wear like double thong bloomers, to seduce the quarterback in your life. i was hopin peytin would want to invest in my idea, seein as how im his biggest fan? well, i guess i have his answer, in the form of a cease n desist. what a big joker, i know deep down he loves me and all my sensual ideas! he probably just surrounded by a big group a dumb dumbs! shoot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Myles Fynch View Post
    I think I'd try the trojan horse technique. H4P, mail yourself to him in the box from an entertainment center. He won't refuse it, he'll bring it inside to see which one of the 400 rooms in his house he'd like to put it in. Then you pop out of the box dancing in your unibloomers, and when the moment is right, drop them.

    Foolproof.
    well, im not sure about the trojan horse technique, Friend Myles, it brings up too many unpleasant memories. daddy always used to say that them Greeks is nothin but a bunch of zeus worshipin mathholes? he was just cross cause mama got arrested for shootin a police horse, on account of her tryin to extract the Greeks? well, daddy reasoned that mama wouldna shot the dang horse, if the dang Greeks wasnt always tryin ta crawl up inside the dang horses! shoot, i think he mighta been right, but Judge Twibble didna agree. he sentenced mama to 6 mponths a community service pickin up garbage on tha innerstate? well, jokes on Judge Twibble, cause we been fillin the trailer with garbage from the innerstate for years prior, so it was no big change.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot4Peyton View Post
    well, im not sure about the trojan horse technique, Friend Myles, it brings up too many unpleasant memories. daddy always used to say that them Greeks is nothin but a bunch of zeus worshipin mathholes? he was just cross cause mama got arrested for shootin a police horse, on account of her tryin to extract the Greeks? well, daddy reasoned that mama wouldna shot the dang horse, if the dang Greeks wasnt always tryin ta crawl up inside the dang horses! shoot, i think he mighta been right, but Judge Twibble didna agree. he sentenced mama to 6 mponths a community service pickin up garbage on tha innerstate? well, jokes on Judge Twibble, cause we been fillin the trailer with garbage from the innerstate for years prior, so it was no big change.
    you have a problem with people who are associated with Zeus? Team WeVie is supported by Zeus
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