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Thread: Hot 4 Peyton, also Eli, but also Archie too

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    Quote Originally Posted by X-Pacolypse View Post
    Humongous, what are your plans for Easter?
    well, ill be doin my same old easter festivities liken i do every spring. ill be whippin up my famous Easter Yeast Cakes, made with my very own yeast! the trick is, every year for Lent, I give up one of my favorite creature comforts -- bath night? well, as you can imagine, without that weekly soakin, the organic accumulates within my fleshfolds really begin to cultivate a life of they own. in fact, i could feel the yeast churnin within my folds in a specific pattern? by gum, i coulda sworn they was tryin to communicate with me! well, this easter sunday can't get here soon enough, cause i think that dern yeast has evolved a sort of telepathy, and is speakin to me through my mind? makin my dreams powerful sureal! well, this years easter yeast cakes is gonna be the best ever, since them organic accumulates have developed a higher inteligence? shoot, eatin em might even make me smarter!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpus View Post
    Ever seen Invasion of the Body Snatchers?

    I'll wager the yeast makes a bid for control.
    The yeast has become "self aware."
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    Humongous, did all the kin folk enjoy your Easter Yeast Cakes?
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    Quote Originally Posted by X-Pacolypse View Post
    Humongous, did all the kin folk enjoy your Easter Yeast Cakes?
    Clearly, as we feared, the yeast has taken possession of her cloven arse.

    Humongous isn't here

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    I guess that made for a very Happy Yeaster!

    Just win Phin baby!
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    Quote Originally Posted by X-Pacolypse View Post
    Humongous, did all the kin folk enjoy your Easter Yeast Cakes?
    well, it was a downright easter hootinanny! dr. tittleman stopped by with his new mistress. she had pretty severe bell's palsy, so dr. tittleman spent most of the day massagin her feets in between heapin helpins of easter yeast cakes. he was quite complimentary of the spiced oppsum meats i stuffed them cakes with. poor cousin jeb couldnt make it to the celebration on account of he still locked up. which is downright inconvienient, on account of my cyst bein due for another lancin -- and sure enough this changing weather got it pulsating an throbbin somethin holocaustic! i hope y'all all had a fine yeaster day too -- and didna get too much harrassment from yalls local sheriff jergensens. dag, i hate that guy.
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    well, Im downright tired today. last night i was repeatedly awoken by my own hindquarters trumpeting like a lonely elephant? the only reason i was able to sleep at all was on account of my bedroom being filled with methane gasses seeping from my back butt. my head became all swimmy from the lack of oxygen, and I couldn't open the window on account of daddy (RIP) nailin dem all shut to protect the trailer from roving gangs of puerto ricans? shoot, armadillo meat sure makes a gal gassy! A lot of them little critters been drownin in the bog, sos i make the best of the meat with some expired tartar sauce. i also enjoy fashioning hats outta they rotting carapaces? but it gives me the leprosy something fierce!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot4Peyton View Post
    well, Im downright tired today. last night i was repeatedly awoken by my own hindquarters trumpeting like a lonely elephant? the only reason i was able to sleep at all was on account of my bedroom being filled with methane gasses seeping from my back butt. my head became all swimmy from the lack of oxygen, and I couldn't open the window on account of daddy (RIP) nailin dem all shut to protect the trailer from roving gangs of puerto ricans? shoot, armadillo meat sure makes a gal gassy! A lot of them little critters been drownin in the bog, sos i make the best of the meat with some expired tartar sauce. i also enjoy fashioning hats outta they rotting carapaces? but it gives me the leprosy something fierce!
    Now you're leaking body parts all over Defeated, Tennessee???
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