Humongous, got any big plans for Father's Day?
1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
"The problem with internet quotes is verifying their authenticity."
The NEW Front Office Plan
for our Miami Dolphins:
-Hire the FH Staff, ad hoc.
... Could we really do worse?!?
(I'll accept the newly created position of beverage consultant)
well, i think Ima do a little house cleanin. we have this purdy ornamental rug in the trailer before the cats tore it to shreds, and covered it with offal. some years back, Daddy (RIP) had polished off a bottle and a half of Windex, and he got a hankerin for some Sesame Street Chickens? So he went into town to the fancy Chinamin eatery for to pick some up? but when the waiter came out to give him his order, daddy up and had a vietnam flashback, and yanked the rug out from under him. That poor chinamin suffered 2nd degree burns on his face from the eggdrop soup what spilled on him? well, daddy decided to keep that ornamental rug to help ward off roving bands of chinamin and puerto ricans. Its all scratched up and tattered now, and covered in feline leavins, but I think it's workin, on account a I aint never seen no ornamental folks round these parts. So maybe I'll keep it around, ya think?
well, them American Pickers came by the trailer to sift through all my treasures I keep piled in my yard? at first I was reluctant to let them strangers on my property, but that skinny one was real persistent like. I had Daddy's (RIP) sawed-off scatter gun just outta sight, ifn one of them boys tried any funny business -- the fat one with the beard had a lustful look in his eye, when I caught him staring at my front butt? Trouble is, I'm fresh outta buckshot since I went raccoon huntin, but I kept it handy nonetheless. well, them boys got right to pickin. At first, the fat one had an especial interest in my old oil cans I like to store my toenail clippings and urine in? Hoowee, he lost interest after he opened the first one! The skinny geek kept askin me about what was in my shed what mama (RIP) used to chain me up in when I got ornery. I screeched and squeeled at him not ta open it! But he did anyways, and as soon as he did, an avalanche of old kitty litter came a crashin down on him. what a dumb dumb, he was covered in old sick cat leavings what was getting in his mouth and eyes? and he was dry heaving and yellin at his camera man to, "cut! cut!" well, I had about enough of them two pickers at that point, so I started huckin my used adult diapers at them sos they would vacate my property! I splashed the fat one right in the face, Praise God! It was a fresh loaf still steaming toboot! And his beard was all covered with my back butt leavings. Boy Howdy, was he cussin something rabid! That'll learn those History Channel eggheads to quit poking they noses where they aint welcome! __________________
I only read the first paragraph, and I gota know. Did that account get hacked? Or was it created to just troll?
Yep, troll account.