Quote Originally Posted by Locke View Post
We should be friends, brother. I'm Persian. Iranians are totally fighting with Israel right now. If you can look past the fact that my people have made Basques our bitches for as long as history has been recorded, we could work out an arrangement. If you lose the attitude, I'll consider hiring you to clean up my yard. This way, you'll feel just like your ancestors did years ago...
Just don't let him near any livestock.