I had a Bio teacher in HS that told me she hated me on multiple occasions and immediately sent me in the corner every class as soon as I walked in. Id have traded her for Bumpus I think. I still say it was a her problem because no other teacher ever had major issues with me like that. She started being stupid and she found out I can be just as much of a ******* as she could. Didnt work well for either party.
Fart stories rule.
Kind of a sad story
In high school one day I got really sick, I think I had that stomach bug or something. So I went home, ****ting water, puking. The whole 9 yards. I was laying in bed later that day and felt a pain in the colon. I figured I just had to fart, so when I farted it seemed like a normal "hot fart" if you've ever had one of those, comes out all warm and stuff. Well, seconds after I start smelling straight doo-doo. So I turned over and yeah....Liquid **** all over my bed. I had a hard time explaining that one. I just said I pooped my pants while asleep.