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Thread: Your Fart Stories

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    Then again, some days I just fart on 'em.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpus View Post
    Before you judge, walk a mile in my shoes brother!
    Hey, don't think for a second that I don't appreciate what you do. Because I sure as hell could never be a teacher. Especially, if it happens to be teenagers. I look back and think about how I drove my junior English teacher absolutely nuts. By the end of the year we absolutely hated each other. Not to mention my senior year when I drove a guidance counselor into retirement.
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    Do farts have lumps?

    No?

    Oops.

    Those are called sharts
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    Quote Originally Posted by X-Pacolypse View Post
    Hey, don't think for a second that I don't appreciate what you do. Because I sure as hell could never be a teacher. Especially, if it happens to be teenagers. I look back and think about how I drove my junior English teacher absolutely nuts. By the end of the year we absolutely hated each other. Not to mention my senior year when I drove a guidance counselor into retirement.

    I'm sure they both sucked
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    I had a Bio teacher in HS that told me she hated me on multiple occasions and immediately sent me in the corner every class as soon as I walked in. Id have traded her for Bumpus I think. I still say it was a her problem because no other teacher ever had major issues with me like that. She started being stupid and she found out I can be just as much of a ******* as she could. Didnt work well for either party.




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    did any of you guys ever get a boner during class and then get called up to the chalkboard? I have, lol
    that wasn't fun. like yes i always hold my back pack down here STFU MR. SANDERS!. damn middle school lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    I had a Bio teacher in HS that told me she hated me on multiple occasions and immediately sent me in the corner every class as soon as I walked in. Id have traded her for Bumpus I think. I still say it was a her problem because no other teacher ever had major issues with me like that. She started being stupid and she found out I can be just as much of a ******* as she could. Didnt work well for either party.
    (farts on Tyler)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpus View Post
    (farts on Tyler)
    Thats fine as long as you dont send me into the corner like Im 6
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    Kind of a sad story

    In high school one day I got really sick, I think I had that stomach bug or something. So I went home, ****ting water, puking. The whole 9 yards. I was laying in bed later that day and felt a pain in the colon. I figured I just had to fart, so when I farted it seemed like a normal "hot fart" if you've ever had one of those, comes out all warm and stuff. Well, seconds after I start smelling straight doo-doo. So I turned over and yeah....Liquid **** all over my bed. I had a hard time explaining that one. I just said I pooped my pants while asleep.
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