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    In a restaurant in Japan. I was wearing jeans a little snug and got seated Japanese style (on the tatami floor). Someone told a joke and the laugh pushed it out. It echoed throughout the restaurant drawing a lot of laughs from the guys, stares from the women and I got my *** handed to me by my wife. My kids loved it.
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    Another I had was a bunch of friends and our kids went to a basketball game, again in Japan. I was eating a very high fiber diet and let out an SBD. It was god awful and I couldn't help but laugh. Of course I got blamed initially but insisted it wasn't me. As soon as we settled down, a Japanese girl in front of us got up and left for a few minutes and of course I blamed her.

    What surprised me most is that after the funk started spreading I looked around and no Japanese folks seemed disturbed by the foul odor. Quite surprising because it smelled like a skunk that crawled out of the a$$ of another skunk.
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    I remember back when I was in the 5th grade we were in library class yeah they made you learn in library class what kind of crap is that but anyway because I was so bored I started day dreaming and because of that I was able to release the loudest fart you could hear in that situation it was loud I didnt want to believe that it just happened and my first thought was maybe nobody heard it but sure enough after about 3 seconds a girl started laughing after that the practically the whole class and all I could think was my life is over with nothing but the feeling of shame running through me it was a very challenging moment in my life!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Perfect23 View Post
    I remember back when I was in the 5th grade we were in library class yeah they made you learn in library class what kind of crap is that but anyway because I was so bored I started day dreaming and because of that I was able to release the loudest fart you could hear in that situation it was loud I didnt want to believe that it just happened and my first thought was maybe nobody heard it but sure enough after about 3 seconds a girl started laughing after that the practically the whole class and all I could think was my life is over with nothing but the feeling of shame running through me it was a very challenging moment in my life!
    Wow ... A 2+ year old blast from the passt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Perfect23 View Post
    I remember back when I was in the 5th grade we were in library class yeah they made you learn in library class what kind of crap is that but anyway because I was so bored I started day dreaming and because of that I was able to release the loudest fart you could hear in that situation it was loud I didnt want to believe that it just happened and my first thought was maybe nobody heard it but sure enough after about 3 seconds a girl started laughing after that the practically the whole class and all I could think was my life is over with nothing but the feeling of shame running through me it was a very challenging moment in my life!
    Punctuation man...I damn near ran out of breath trying to read this.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpus View Post
    My personal favorite is when the "little *******s" simply won't stop acting like tards in my class ... it's time to carpet bomb entire sections of my classroom with SBD's. The best part is, they blame each other.
    Until you mentioned this last year, surprisingly I had never thought of it.
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    Dude...I left one.,...It just sort of lingered. Right there.....It was like a ****ing cloud.....

    And I let my co workers walk right into it.

    Thanks Shifty!

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    has anybody ever done one that smells like corn chips?
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