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    Fifty shades of Grey poem

    The missus bought a Paperback,

    down Shepton Mallet way,

    I had a look inside her bag;

    ... T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".


    Well I just left her to it,

    And at ten I went to bed.

    An hour later she appeared;

    The sight filled me with dread...


    In her left she held a rope;

    And in her right a whip!

    She threw them down upon the floor,

    And then began to strip.


    Well fifty years or so ago;

    I might have had a peek;

    But Mabel hasn't weathered well;

    She's eighty four next week!!


    Watching Mabel bump and grind;

    Could not have been much grimmer.

    And things then went from bad to worse;

    She toppled off her Zimmer!


    She struggled back upon her feet;

    A couple minutes later;

    She put her teeth back in and said

    I am a dominater !!


    Now if you knew our Mabel,

    You'd see just why I spluttered,

    I'd spent two months in traction

    For the last complaint I'd uttered.


    She stood there nude and naked

    Bent forward just a bit

    I went to hold her, sensual like

    and stood on her left tit!


    Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;

    My God what had I done!?

    She moaned and groaned then shouted out:

    "Step on the other one!!


    Well readers, I can tell no more;

    Of what occurred that day.

    Suffice to say my jet black hair,

    Turned fifty shades of grey.







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