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Thread: Official Aesop Memorial Thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    I never really pondered the attributes of a good bottom. Looks like you got it pretty much mapped out though.
    You never pondered it? I guess you're a natural! Looks like your friends got it mapped out. "X marks the spot.. it's in tyler's ***!"
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    Cliff notes:
    1. Aesop and flynryan want me to share a ****-erotic story with them
    2. Aesop clearly knows a lot about gay terminology and roles
    3. Apparently that means Im gay




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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
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    1. Aesop and flynryan want me to share a ****-erotic story with them
    2. Aesop clearly knows a lot about gay terminology and roles
    3. Apparently that means Im gay
    4. Jcane has a sore ***
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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    Cliff notes:
    1. Aesop and flynryan want me to share a ****-erotic story with them
    2. Aesop clearly knows a lot about gay terminology and roles
    3. Apparently that means Im gay
    Looks like you've entered the 12 step program to giving up the gay! Congrats! Looks like you're off to an inaccurate start though. I did some research and found the verbatim steps for you! You're welcome!! 1. We admitted we were so powerless over gay—that our lives had become unmanageable. 2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity. 3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him. 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves. 5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs. 6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character. 7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings. 8. Made a list of all persons we had penetrated anally, and became willing to make amends to them all. 9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them (and their ***) or others (*****). 10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it. 11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out. 12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to gays, and to practice these principles in all our affairs (of gay nature).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phinatic8u View Post
    lolwtf

    You act like youve never seen 3 pages of aesop desperately throwing around gay jokes before.
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    Official Aesop Memorial Thread

    Oh poor foolish Aesop so much douchiness so little intelliengce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by beanh8er View Post
    Oh poor foolish Aesop so much douchiness so little intelliengce.
    You sure are right! I definitely have to get my 'intelliengce' up to your level! Spell check next time you try to insult one's intelligence *******! Thx!

    >_>

    P.S. You're so dumb! AOLOL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    You act like youve never seen 3 pages of aesop desperately throwing around gay jokes before.
    That's because he probably hasn't!

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    Hoho! Changing my avatar to a rainbow colored New Jersey! Get it guys?? Another zinger! Did the picture come from tyler's color coded map to show him which places people of his orientation are acceptable?
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