"Martining" things is no way to go through life.
Don't be a Martin.
I wonder if Assmop is working at the gay porn theatre today?
I wonder if Assmop has been promoted to Head Jizzmopper yet at the gay porn theatre?
Assmop, you creepy little jizzmopper. Don't think I've forgotten about you. How is life in mother's basement? Did you spend yet another day watching gay porn?