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Thread: Official Aesop Memorial Thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gonzo View Post
    Don't forget about his night duties. It's a 24 hour gig. He lives in the boiler room like Joe Dirt.
    Yeah, but at least Joe Dirt was cool and he wound up with a hottie at the end of the flick. Assmop is just a lowly jizzmopping, gay porn salesman, who goes to sleep at night with his inflatable male blowup doll named "Dane." Amirite?
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    Quote Originally Posted by X-Pacolypse View Post
    Yeah, but at least Joe Dirt was cool and he wound up with a hottie at the end of the flick. Assmop is just a lowly jizzmopping, gay porn salesman, who goes to sleep at night with his inflatable male blowup doll named "Dane." Amirite?
    Isn't that just the real Dane Cook?





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    Quote Originally Posted by Gonzo View Post
    Isn't that just the real Dane Cook?
    You're right, it is. My mistake. Dane is a well known jizzmopper, so it figures that he and Assmop would flock towards each other.
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    omFFFFG these guyz are hilarious!! assmop sucks?Q?? omfg this guy is a genIUSS!!

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    raise ya hands... if ya made a stinky. raise ya hands.... is ya **** ya pants... DANCE!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by aesop View Post
    omFFFFG these guyz are hilarious!! assmop sucks?Q?? omfg this guy is a genIUSS!!

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    raise ya hands... if ya made a stinky. raise ya hands.... is ya **** ya pants... DANCE!!
    Aesop sucks, amirite guyz?
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    Somewhere in a basement in New Jersey..... A pathetic, lowlife, gay porn watching, jizzmopping, Dane Cook loving, dorkwuss sits alone wondering how long he can stay up before mommy tells him it's time to turn off the naughty man movies and go to bed. You need your rest, Assmop. You've got a long day of gay porn, and jizzmopping ahead of you.
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    I wonder how jizzmoppers celebrate Easter?
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    Aesop sucks.
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    Aesop is lame.
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    Assmop's Day:

    1. Mop jizz

    2. Watch gay porn
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