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Thread: Dan's conversation with Jay

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    Dan's conversation with Jay

    Dan's conversation with Jay goes something like this:

    Dan- "Hey Jay, I am back"

    Jay- "Yeah I saw the press conference, you must be excited"

    Dan- "Well it's a new position for me, kind of like you becoming a starting QB for no good reason"

    Jay- "Obviously you haven't heard about the secret pics I have of Wannstedt and Jimmy Johnson."

    Dan- " No I wasn't aware, is that why you keep your job?"

    Jay- "Heck Dan, that's how I GOT my job."

    Dan- "Well you know that Dave doesn't control who he coaches now right?"

    Jay- "Yeah, I heard, but I figured he still has some say"

    Dan- "No actually he doesn't"

    Jay- "Have you noticed the O-line really needs improving?" "I could also use a receiver opposite Chambers too"

    Dan- 'Why is that?" "You missed Chambers 85% of the time he went deep." "What good would another receiver do you?"

    Jay- "Well our timing was a bit off...."

    Dan- "Look Jay, I realize you can't control your lack of talent." "I also recognize the fact that you have a heart as big as those martian looking ears, however it's putting the two together that's important."

    Jay- "Well we all can't be Dan Marin..."

    Dan- "I am going to stop you right there before I shove this football in your mouth." "Here is the deal, I will give you 1 million a year to start the season." " My plan is to draft a kid I have had my eye on for a couple years now, and since you like to throw interceptions so much, I figured who better to learn what NOT to do from, than you Jay."

    Jay- "Gee thanks Dan."

    Dan- " I will let your stats speak for themselves" "Besides, do you honestly think there is a team in this league who is going to sign you to start?!"

    Jay- "Well I hear that the Chargers..."

    Dan- "Again I hate to keep interupting you, but the Chargers already have a half wit QB with more heart than skill." "Get a clue"

    Jay- " a million a year huh?"

    Dan- "It's more than your worth, trust me"

    Jay- "Well, can I keep playing if I do well?"

    Dan- "Oh sure, heck we'll even give you a bonus"

    Jay- "Really, like what?"

    Dan- "I have a box full of these really nice gloves..."

    Jay- "Sounds good, see ya at mini camp"

    Dan- (walking away)"Not if I release you first"

    Jay- "What was that?"

    Dan- "Oh nothing..."
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    that made my night
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    I like Jay but that was funny. good work 87.
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    The funny thing is that Marino's position makes it HIS reponsibility to decide on who are going to be cap casualties..........

    Can you imagine Spielman telling Dan...."Dan, we should release Jay."

    Dan then says: "Pack him a bologna sandwich and show him the door."
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    Oh I like Jay too, it's just that seeing Dan today in front of the Dolphins logo brought back the memories of greatness. That and watching all the teams in the playoffs (save for the Panthers) have outstanding QB's...it just brought some things to light for me.

    We all learn at our own pace. Jay is a gutsy guy with an all pro heart, it's just wrapped up in an average skill player.

    I do hope he sticks around, cause I don't see any viable options at QB, and given a decent line, I think he could get us into the playoffs next year grooming a rookie.

    We'll see.

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    VIABLE OPTIONS???

    Originally posted by dolfan87
    Oh I like Jay too, it's just that seeing Dan today in front of the Dolphins logo brought back the memories of greatness. That and watching all the teams in the playoffs (save for the Panthers) have outstanding QB's...it just brought some things to light for me.

    We all learn at our own pace. Jay is a gutsy guy with an all pro heart, it's just wrapped up in an average skill player.

    I do hope he sticks around, cause I don't see any viable options at QB, and given a decent line, I think he could get us into the playoffs next year grooming a rookie.

    We'll see.

    87
    Nothing against you 87 but now the search will be done through Marino's eye's. I trust his judgement more than all of us put together.
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    Nice insider interview 87

    ...who's your source?

    Anyone working on a "Dan's Back" smiley?
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    Looking forward to seeing an offensive specialist as head coach
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