Dan's conversation with Jay goes something like this:
Dan- "Hey Jay, I am back"
Jay- "Yeah I saw the press conference, you must be excited"
Dan- "Well it's a new position for me, kind of like you becoming a starting QB for no good reason"
Jay- "Obviously you haven't heard about the secret pics I have of Wannstedt and Jimmy Johnson."
Dan- " No I wasn't aware, is that why you keep your job?"
Jay- "Heck Dan, that's how I GOT my job."
Dan- "Well you know that Dave doesn't control who he coaches now right?"
Jay- "Yeah, I heard, but I figured he still has some say"
Dan- "No actually he doesn't"
Jay- "Have you noticed the O-line really needs improving?" "I could also use a receiver opposite Chambers too"
Dan- 'Why is that?" "You missed Chambers 85% of the time he went deep." "What good would another receiver do you?"
Jay- "Well our timing was a bit off...."
Dan- "Look Jay, I realize you can't control your lack of talent." "I also recognize the fact that you have a heart as big as those martian looking ears, however it's putting the two together that's important."
Jay- "Well we all can't be Dan Marin..."
Dan- "I am going to stop you right there before I shove this football in your mouth." "Here is the deal, I will give you 1 million a year to start the season." " My plan is to draft a kid I have had my eye on for a couple years now, and since you like to throw interceptions so much, I figured who better to learn what NOT to do from, than you Jay."
Jay- "Gee thanks Dan."
Dan- " I will let your stats speak for themselves" "Besides, do you honestly think there is a team in this league who is going to sign you to start?!"
Jay- "Well I hear that the Chargers..."
Dan- "Again I hate to keep interupting you, but the Chargers already have a half wit QB with more heart than skill." "Get a clue"
Jay- " a million a year huh?"
Dan- "It's more than your worth, trust me"
Jay- "Well, can I keep playing if I do well?"
Dan- "Oh sure, heck we'll even give you a bonus"
Jay- "Really, like what?"
Dan- "I have a box full of these really nice gloves..."
Jay- "Sounds good, see ya at mini camp"
Dan- (walking away)"Not if I release you first"
Jay- "What was that?"
Dan- "Oh nothing..."