Why did it have to be snakes?
Nobody cares about Detroit's 0-16 season. If anything, people like and appreciate that team more now that they've hit absolute rock bottom and clawed their way back to relevance. If Miami goes 0-16 it will be forgotten as soon as the team gets good again. When was the last time this team was good? Under Wanny? JJ? Shula? Don't tell me 2008, because the planets aren't going to align for the Wildcat, Brady's injury, Chad Pennington's healthy shoulder, and a Dolphins RB avoiding fumbles again.