Are you gonna drink that?
*** The FinHeaven Roast of NYJunc ***
Welcome aboard jag-offs.
The FinHeaven Roast of NYJunc
1) If it would be acceptable in the Depths, it's acceptable here.
2) If you enter the fray, your'e fair game.
3) Grow thicker skin - IT'S A ROAST!!!
What can we say about a guy who has nearly 20,000 posts over the last 7.5 years on a rival team's message board? Lets find out!
Over the years, I've seen Junc take grief about still living in his mother's basement, wanting to fluff buttfumble, being hated by his fellow Jets fans, wanting to fluff buttfumble, fornicating with his grandmother, wanting to fluff buttfumble, applying to become the "personal photographer" for Rex and Michelle Ryan, wanting to fluff buttfumble, & doing body shots off of his inflatable Dennis Byrd doll (complete with wheelchair) ... Now, all of these things are true - I just felt like repeating them.
I'd call him a troll, but it's not trolling if you actually believe the bull**** you're spewing.
Rex Ryan had a restraining order placed upon Junc for harassment ... who knew that Rex actually had a point where there could be too many feet pics?
Junc has Richard Todd's face crocheted on his pillow.
Junc has a tramp stamp featuring a portrait of Fireman Ed.
I don't mean to imply that he's gay, but when Junc's getting plowed by his boyfriend his neighbors complain about the shouts of, "Sanchize Me!"
When Casey Johnson found out that this doucher was a fan of her dad's team, she offed herself.
(waits for groans to die down)
... Too soon?
**** the Jets!
And now, on with the Roast of our resident spin meister, the self proclaimed "best-poster-here" & the man who fantasizes nightly about Joe Namath pleading for his kiss - NYJunc
Last edited by Bumpus; 10-08-2011 at 08:02 PM.
1) Win the next game.
2) See goal #1
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