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View Poll Results: How do you really feel about Junc?

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  • I hate him because he's a Jets fan.

    11 42.31%
  • I hate him because he's a douchebag.

    7 26.92%
  • I am NYJunc.

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Thread: *** The FinHeaven Roast of NYJunc ***

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    JEST PEST *** The FinHeaven Roast of NYJunc ***

    Welcome aboard jag-offs.




    The FinHeaven Roast of NYJunc




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    1) If it would be acceptable in the Depths, it's acceptable here.
    2) If you enter the fray, your'e fair game.
    3) Grow thicker skin - IT'S A ROAST!!!




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    What can we say about a guy who has nearly 20,000 posts over the last 7.5 years on a rival team's message board? Lets find out!




    Over the years, I've seen Junc take grief about still living in his mother's basement, wanting to fluff buttfumble, being hated by his fellow Jets fans, wanting to fluff buttfumble, fornicating with his grandmother, wanting to fluff buttfumble, applying to become the "personal photographer" for Rex and Michelle Ryan, wanting to fluff buttfumble, & doing body shots off of his inflatable Dennis Byrd doll (complete with wheelchair) ... Now, all of these things are true - I just felt like repeating them.


    I'd call him a troll, but it's not trolling if you actually believe the bull**** you're spewing.


    Rex Ryan had a restraining order placed upon Junc for harassment ... who knew that Rex actually had a point where there could be too many feet pics?


    Junc has Richard Todd's face crocheted on his pillow.


    Junc has a tramp stamp featuring a portrait of Fireman Ed.


    I don't mean to imply that he's gay, but when Junc's getting plowed by his boyfriend his neighbors complain about the shouts of, "Sanchize Me!"




    When Casey Johnson found out that this doucher was a fan of her dad's team, she offed herself.

    (waits for groans to die down)

    ... Too soon?




    **** the Jets!




    And now, on with the Roast of our resident spin meister, the self proclaimed "best-poster-here" & the man who fantasizes nightly about Joe Namath pleading for his kiss - NYJunc
    Last edited by Bumpus; 10-08-2011 at 08:02 PM.
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    I can't wait to see what you got Bumpus after you're drunk watching the Pens game later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhinsPhan11 View Post
    I can't wait to see what you got Bumpus after you're drunk watching the Pens game later.
    Been drinking all day @ my alma mater's (West Liberty University) Homecoming Game.

    Yet, I understand those words must be difficult to comprehend for a worthless Flyers fan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpus View Post
    Been drinking all day @ my alma mater's (West Liberty University) Homecoming Game.

    Yet, I understand those words must be difficult to comprehend for a worthless Flyers fan.
    Yup, too difficult for me.
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    What can we say about junc that is not already been said. I guess a whole lot. He has junc in his name for a reason. How many issues of that gq did you buy with mark buttfumble in it? Who did you send to kinkos to blow it up for you? I can imagine what your mothers basement looks like. Rex Ryan fatheads. Mark buttfumble junk blow up 300%.. jets vs dolphins stats? Joe Namath photograph holding up one finger as he exited the orange bowl? I bet all of that and more. Were you able to buy any merch from that 17 year old mark banged? How much did it run you on ebay? The truth is only pos root for the jets. Ny city is a **** hole full of scum like you. White trash drunk mother ****ers that never got on the giants train. **** the Yankees too. I can recall a few things you have said about rival teams. One thing you said that Wes welker is not that good. Ok he is no wayne cherbet. Quite frankly junc we know why you frequent our board cause its perfect. Yea thats right the dolphins and their fans are perfect . Perfect season. Five appearances. All the jets have is one super bowl and a drunk of a hall of fame qb(overrated) the jets will never win another super bowl wont even get there. Better get your dolphins jersey now. Andrew luck is coming to Miami.
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    NOT SO FAST

    He's a jest fan what more do you want from me.................
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    nyjunc is a perfect user name you know whay? Because nothing comes out of ny but junc, thrash, garage, I mean the only way you have this much spin on thrash is if you are a made-man in a crime syndicate family. I am not sure who is louder fire**** Ed or junc, the only thing that would be more suiting is if he(it) typed in all caps. bolded on 36 font size ( or maybe that is what it feels like when reading one of its posts).

    But let's not talk about that right now, let's just focus on the the kick-off of the roast of junc, I have a match and five gallons of gas to get this fire started, it's not going to be an editable roast after it's all over, this is going to be the kind of roast you feed to your in-laws or the dog.


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    nyjunc said he was extremely happy when buttfumble was drafted by the Jets because now when his boyfriend pulls out and puts it in his mouth, he can say the Dirty buttfumble he takes it for the team. His favorite sex move and his favorite team's QB have the same name. It's a win win.
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    If junc was junc-food he be a Ding Dong.
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    So when does this roast begin?
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