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View Poll Results: How do you really feel about Junc?

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  • I hate him because he's a Jets fan.

    11 42.31%
  • I hate him because he's a douchebag.

    7 26.92%
  • I am NYJunc.

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Thread: *** The FinHeaven Roast of NYJunc ***

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    Quote Originally Posted by NY8123 View Post
    Or the Jets to win anything at the end of the season that isn't given to them by the grace of resting starters. Or the the Jets winning with out a rushing attack and great D oh wait they haven't had any rushing attack or D in the last three weeks...................

    It's kinda like junc when he waits for his wife to give him a bj, it just ain't happening without several other factors in coming into play.
    It's just too darm bad Miami hasn't been given anything like we have, oh wait your 2008 div title where you beat 5-6 dead teams to end the season and needed a Brady injury to win before being humiliated in the WC round at HOME(not that anyone saw it at blackout Stadium).
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    Quote Originally Posted by nyjunc View Post
    It's just too darm bad Miami hasn't been given anything like we have, oh wait your 2008 div title where you beat 5-6 dead teams to end the season and needed a Brady injury to win before being humiliated in the WC round at HOME(not that anyone saw it at blackout Stadium).
    Yeah well last I check the Jets won the division back in 2002 and 1998 (your savor Parcells year) before that it was...........well I wasn't born yet because my father was graduating high school or something like that. So that lowly win that Miami eked out equaled their 13th division title but hey why strive for a dozen or more when you have 4.

    But by your junc magic it will somehow be spun into something truly magical.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NY8123 View Post
    Yeah well last I check the Jets won the division back in 2002 and 1998 (your savor Parcells year) before that it was...........well I wasn't born yet because my father was graduating high school or something like that. So that lowly win that Miami eked out equaled their 13th division title but hey why strive for a dozen or more when you have 4.

    But by your junc magic it will somehow be spun into something truly magical.
    We won in '98 and made the title game
    we won in '02 and shut out Peyton Manning in the WC rd

    You won in '08 and were humiliated at home in the WC rd.

    Come on back to the 2000s, I know the 70s were great for you but it's been a long time since Miami was A)relevant and B) a SB contender.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nyjunc View Post
    We won in '98 and made the title game
    we won in '02 and shut out Peyton Manning in the WC rd

    You won in '08 and were humiliated at home in the WC rd.

    Come on back to the 2000s, I know the 70s were great for you but it's been a long time since Miami was A)relevant and B) a SB contender.
    and then got hammered by the Raiders who subsequently got hammered by Tampa in the Super Bowl. In 1998 the Jets ran into the Juggernaut that was Denver but hey if your measure of success is the Andy Reid scale then hey baby you and the Jets are truly numero uno!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NY8123 View Post
    and then got hammered by the Raiders who subsequently got hammered by Tampa in the Super Bowl. In 1998 the Jets ran into the Juggernaut that was Denver but hey if your measure of success is the Andy Reid scale then hey baby you and the Jets are truly numero uno!
    It was a TD game in the 4th qtr against Oak, it's not like we lost 38-3 or 62-7.

    Speaking of 38-3 in 1998 Den beat Miami 38-3 a week before escaping w/ a 23-10 win over us where we held a 10 pt 2nd half lead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nyjunc View Post
    It was a TD game in the 4th qtr against Oak, it's not like we lost 38-3 or 62-7.

    Speaking of 38-3 in 1998 Den beat Miami 38-3 a week before escaping w/ a 23-10 win over us where we held a 10 pt 2nd half lead.
    Speaking of 38-3 is that the size differential between in centimeters between junc (3cm) and the guy your wife is banging (38cm)? If you want a latex mold of my **** to slam your wife with I'd be happy to oblige.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NY8123 View Post
    Speaking of 38-3 is that the size differential between in centimeters between junc (3cm) and the guy your wife is banging (38cm)? If you want a latex mold of my **** to slam your wife with I'd be happy to oblige.
    Too bad for you, my wife likes men.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nyjunc View Post
    Too bad for you, my wife likes men.
    I know she does, that's why she calls me every day when you are on here posting feverishly. With a little enticement you should see how receptive she is with other women too!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NY8123 View Post
    I know she does, that's why she calls me every day when you are on here posting feverishly. With a little enticement you should see how receptive she is with other women too!
    why would she call you if she likes men? ohh she must be giving you your strap on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nyjunc View Post
    why would she call you if she likes men? ohh she must be giving you your strap on.
    She junc you are always making assumptions. You assume I am male, what if I am the biggest bull dyke in the world givin' it to your woman with a black strap-on the size of Texas and then licking up the hot sweaty wettness with my tongue until that raw spot from rubbing on your teeth prevents you from swallowing salty food the next day!

    or wait a moment...........maybe I am the one making assumptions.........maybe you are a bull dyke! What's your number I love a challenge!!

    That's cool though I support same sex marriages with adoptions. It's a cool man.
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