Which is how I know your wife, she wandered in there around 1992 and insisted that she trade "favors" for product. We resisted becasue that seldomly works out in the long run but after she fullfilled her contractual obligations we decided to cut her loose. If you want shoot me a PM and I will burn you a DVD of the whole thing, got some pretty neat camera angles, I was think it was good enough to be in the running at the next AVN!
"I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again"
... In other news, the Team Bumpus Crack Research Squad has been at it again and recently revealed that Junc's ancestors once sold sperm to P.T. Barnum. Hence the Dog-faced Boy, Bearded Lady, and every "sword" swallower ever to preform in the circus are his blood relatives. So - ugly, hairy, and fellatio specialism are just a few more traits that run in his family.
1) Win the next game.
2) See #1
"The problem with internet quotes lies in verifying their authenticity."
"Lucille" is my BanHammer!!!
damn...i was so excited that junc had been tied up and rotisserie roasted over an open flame...thread title is misleading...thanks bump you big drunk...ruined my day