Dear Doctor Goon,
I have been pondering this question for over a year and the infinite conclusion sometimes sends me into the corner of a room crying and looking for a teat to soothe me...but I digress.
IF Drunken Joe had actually gotten a kiss on that memorable night, and it led to something else, would their offspring wear panty hose or not?
I mean, we all know that Drunken Joe likes to wear pantyhose under his dress, and we also know that Sam Colver doesn't have a vajayjay (How could he?), so the question is...would the poor offspring want to wear pantyhose????