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    Dear Doctor Goon,

    I have been pondering this question for over a year and the infinite conclusion sometimes sends me into the corner of a room crying and looking for a teat to soothe me...but I digress.

    IF Drunken Joe had actually gotten a kiss on that memorable night, and it led to something else, would their offspring wear panty hose or not?

    I mean, we all know that Drunken Joe likes to wear pantyhose under his dress, and we also know that Sam Colver doesn't have a vajayjay (How could he?), so the question is...would the poor offspring want to wear pantyhose????

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    Catch or not a catch?





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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaark View Post
    Whats up Doc? So thankful that you're back that I'm actually Tebowing while typing this!

    As to payment, no problem since your guidance is invaluable so like Donald Duck said to Jessica Rabbit: "Put it on my bill."

    Now to the question:
    Based on your worldly experience and observations, when an already-cranky woman approaches "that time of the month" what's the best way to deal with that?

    Bomb shelter...

    If I could take your pain and frame it, and hang it on my wall,
    maybe you would never have to hurt again...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gonzo View Post
    Catch or not a catch?
    Well article 8 section 4 item 3 of bycode 7 in the 6th volume of the 5th series of the official rule book states that either way Junc is a douche.
    "I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally" ~ W.C. Fields

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    Quote Originally Posted by NY8123 View Post
    either way Junc is a douche.
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    It wasn't a catch and man never walked on the moon. Both were filmed on a closed set.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Confessor View Post
    Dear Doctor Goon,

    I have been pondering this question for over a year and the infinite conclusion sometimes sends me into the corner of a room crying and looking for a teat to soothe me...but I digress.

    IF Drunken Joe had actually gotten a kiss on that memorable night, and it led to something else, would their offspring wear panty hose or not?

    I mean, we all know that Drunken Joe likes to wear pantyhose under his dress, and we also know that Sam Colver doesn't have a vajayjay (How could he?), so the question is...would the poor offspring want to wear pantyhose????

    I have long held that Joe Namath belongs in the HOF, as he should. You cannot tell the story of the NFL without Joe Namath. That is my critera to HOF membership. He's also the poster child for sexual misconduct.....And I think as men, we have to respect that.

    Thanks Shifty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaark View Post
    Can you imagine if we lived in 1492 and Columbus had just returned and we all were sitting in a Tavern with Junc. He would argue that the world was flat even though we had eyewitness testimony that they had indeed sailed to the edge of the world and beyond.

    He would argue the ship never sailed along the charted course and Columbus was actually sailing around the Mediterranean Sea, based on wind conditions at the port of departure at the time of sail and oceanic currents with relation to season that actually the Earth was still flat and Columbus actually found nothing at all that wasn't already known.

    Thoroughly refuting the eyewitness testimony based on his expert opinion.
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