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Thread: Dansby sees God working through Tebow

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    In all seriousness, I know a number of people whose lives have been changed for the better through renewed faith. ;I respect them and their beliefs although they differ from my broader-based spiritual ones. That's all fine and dandy.

    My problem is someone proselytizing or shoving their beliefs in my face, even if they sincerely think they're saving me, especially when I'm invested in a sports event. I don't need to have anyone's religious convictions or politics forcefully foisted on me when I've not invited them to do so - just as in turn I wouldn't foist mine, which some might find controversial, on others.

    So there is kidding here about blowing up sporting event religiosity out of logical proportion, but more than that, I think it's about someone espousing their views using a non-religious podium to essentially reach a captive audience.. and that IMO responsible for the tongue in cheek resentment. If you tell me that if someone was praising Allah and pulling out a mat kneeling to face the east every time they made a successful play, there wouldn't be outrage, I'd say you're either naive or full of ****.

    Now, the punchline to Tyler's joke:
    One ordered water since he knew he could turn it into wine
    The other ordered a Shirley Temple cause that's the way he rolls
    And the third of course ordered a he-brew




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    Jesus was black, so there goes the theory about Tebow being Jesus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    Well Tebow cant just sit there on the sidelines while everyone else is fisting and getting fisted. He needs to be in the game. Maybe some buttsecks with tubgirl?
    i had an awesome pic for this one. stupid no images in the depths ...

    dude, he can do it all. be the fister. be the fistee. bang tubgirl. and win football games. there's no stopping him.


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    Tebow probably doeesn't consider anal or fisting to be actual "sexual intercourse", so he gets his jollies off with those, all while retaining his lame V for Virgin rating.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CedarPhin View Post
    Jesus was black, so there goes the theory about Tebow being Jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CedarPhin View Post
    Tebow probably doeesn't consider anal or fisting to be actual "sexual intercourse", so he gets his jollies off with those, all while retaining his lame V for Virgin rating.
    Is it bad if you once told a ***** that no part of her body is going to touch you but her hand? She was truly blessed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Filthy Fin View Post
    Is it bad if you once told a ***** that no part of her body is going to touch you but her hand? She was truly blessed!
    I reckon being fist ****ed in the *** by Tebow is almost as good as baptism.




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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    I reckon being fist ****ed in the *** by Tebow is almost as good as baptism.
    I will bless you with my Holly Spirit and thou shalt hold my staff!
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