Let me help you with this seemingly difficult (difficult for you) problem.
I ****ed the slut from NJ and THEN took a piss.
I'd rather **** a slut from Texas THAN a slut from NJ.
Got it? If you want to work on the "too" "to" thing let me know.
Do you mean to tell me that you don't have the letter "a" on your phone? Well, then how did you type the word "whatever"?