Quote Originally Posted by JCane View Post
Tony has to wear sunglasses to keep the sun, especially in wonderful South Florida, out of his sensitive eyes.

What will he have to wear over his entire head to keep the fail that is Mark Sanchez out of his eyes?

Maybe nyjunk can duct tape one of Fireman Ed's stupid toy fire helmets over his face and he can blindly fist pump his way up and down the sidelines of Broadway.

Guarantee Sparano lobbies for the Jets to draft Alabama kicker Jeremy Shelley.

Jeremy Shelley is Tony Sparano's favorite porn star.

GOOOOOD GRIEF!! CAN NEW YORK HANDLE THIS KIND OF FOOT FETISH SICKNESS BETWEEN TONY AND REX?!
You should call Larry Flynt for a job! Great stuff..