* * * 01.14.2013 PISS & MOAN UPDATE * * *
Can I get a mutha phuckin' bump in da house??
Dolphins want $400M for stadium upgrades & renovations.
LOL @ That nonsense.
Where's my water park, Mr. Ross?? Is this just another limp dick promise you've made? Here it is 2013 already. I need somewhere to go at halftime when I'm good and drunk because we're down by three touchdowns to the New England Patriots because we're waiting for Tom Brady to retire lmao. Enough of this dog ****, horse ****, dolphin **** fiasco.
Tear No Life Stadium down and just build a new stadium all together. Hoodwink the tax payers and politicians of Miami-Dade into footing the bill like the Marlins did. It can't be too difficult to pull off if the Marlins did it. Find a spot for a new stadium. Use that big nose of yours to sniff out some real estate since that's your area of expertise anyway. Use those big Dumbo ears of yours to listen to attractive offers for a possible stadium site.
Do something other than look goofy in the newspaper and defend Jeff Ireland at every turn.
BUILD. MY. WATER. PARK.
I can't wait
Makes sense. I think marineland charges $200 for an hour swim. Help pay back some public funds.
We can really get fancy and incorporate more celebrities.
Jet Ski rides with Sean Kingston
Boat tours with Daunte Culpepper
Swimming lessons with Natalie Wood. Maybe bring in Rodney King if its slammed on game day.
A good time would be had by all.
God Dam that Jeff Ireland dunk tank would make a lot of money. After every loss have some fans throwing pies and tomatoes at him while others are trying to dunk him while others are pissing in the water.