Team Bumpus usually approves of your posts, but why on Earth would you waste a card, flowers, & dinner on a hooker?
Who the hell said the card, flowers and dinner where for her? I like to treat myself once and awhile and after all with out my self where would I be? Nowhere, I deserve to treat myself once in awhile to a nice card, with some sweet smelling flowers and a nice dinner and wine.
She's just there as my desert and should arrive promptly at 9 if not no love swing for her - No!
Never use a big word when a little filthy one will do.