Obligating women to have a probe shoved up their hoohoo. Well done Virginia. I can't think of a better way to treat a rape victim.
Up next on their docket: Obligating those who choose to be black at birth to work in tobacco fields for payment in the form of shelter and sustenance, not to be confused with slavery of course. We'll call it "duty."
Congrats to abortion docs in neighboring states. Business is about to be booming as Virginian women head over to abort gifts left by their uncle-fathers.