Quote Originally Posted by sm0kinfins View Post
First, that revolving door and Brandon were more on the money this year in their shortened time together than Holmes and Dirty were all season.

Second, Scissorhands has got to be the dumbest nickname for a WR with a case of the dropsies that I've ever heard. Throw the ball to someone with actual scissorhands and I'd bet that the ball was caught every time. It may be flat, but it would certainly be impaled on those scissors. Stone hands. Butterfingers. Chris Chambers... Any of these are far better nicknames than Scissorhands. Come on man, do better.
Congrats to them for being on the money this year when they were out of the playoff race by october- that was very impressive!

The scissorhands joke is in reference to his latest domestic episode where his wife stabbed him in the hands.