What's the story with this guy? If he's all omnipresent, omnipotent, and omniscient, then surely this guy could haul in some nice tail for his day. Why didn't he ever get married?

Maybe this is why he was so opposed to homosexuality in the Bible (even though he did hint at homosexuality in the Bible being ok). Perhaps he was just ashamed of himself being a gay and tried to hide it by being opposed to it.

Anyone else think Jesus may have had some penis envy in his day?