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    Was Jesus a Homosexual?

    What's the story with this guy? If he's all omnipresent, omnipotent, and omniscient, then surely this guy could haul in some nice tail for his day. Why didn't he ever get married?

    Maybe this is why he was so opposed to homosexuality in the Bible (even though he did hint at homosexuality in the Bible being ok). Perhaps he was just ashamed of himself being a gay and tried to hide it by being opposed to it.

    Anyone else think Jesus may have had some penis envy in his day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dovahkiin View Post

    Anyone else think Jesus may have had some penis envy in his day?
    Unless he was born without a penis (or lost it at some point), then I doubt he suffered from penis envy
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    Sounds like Dovahkiin has a thing for long bearded Jewish men dressed in Israeli garb.

    To each his own.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    Nobody is touching this one apparently...
    Its completely ridiculous, why would anybody?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tfh_rules View Post
    Its completely ridiculous, why would anybody?

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    Valid discussion IMO. Was he? What facts do you have to support that he wasn't?

    What about this claim that Jesus had guys lay their head in his lap at the Last Supper. That's kinda gay to me.

    What if you and I were eating dinner and afterwards you laid your head in my lap?

    I'd probably think you were some kind of gay.

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    I'm curious. Say there's a HYPOTHETICAL scenario in which Jesus was gay. Same feats, miracles, story, the whole nine yards, except he liked dong; didn't act on it, in the same way straight Jesus supposedly never did either, but dong may or may not have aroused him.

    I know I've heard some line that people supposedly quote from the bible that says "A man should not ly with another man" or something to that effect, but lets just say for arguments sake that it's the same bible minus that one line, in this hypothetical scenario.

    For how many of you would it matter? Would you renounce your Christianity in this hypothetical scenario?
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