That's actually reminiscent of azzhole Charles Barkley a few years back, stopped in Scottsdale for speeding/drunken driving who told the arresting officer he was hurrying to commit adultery with a woman who gives the best BJs he's ever had. Postscript: adding insult to injury that "woman" turned out to be a tranny!!!!
Wisdom from a "QB Whisperer::
"No we have our FRANCHISE QB and I want to keep him rather than get 2 guys who may or may not be productive NFL players.
Palmer's situation is different and if I had my choice between Palmer and buttfumble, I'd take buttfumble"