It's my understanding that the Basques are really Croatian gypsy wandering scam artists. In the southeast they are a tight-knit affiliation of inbred family members known as The Travelers, scamming gullible and trusting homeowners by promising to do contract work rehabbing properties but once large deposits are in hand theydisappear like the Basque pieces of scum that they've always been throughout their deformed bloodlines.
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
I have no ****ing idea what a Basque is.
This is just good clean fun.