Pretty much the equivalent of Mary Magdalene beseeching Baby Jesus to exorcise her "7 demons" (although I don't recall "azzholism" being any of 'em)
I've always thought Timmy had a more promising career as a Pastor/Motivational speaker/life coach than as an NFL QB
If there is any franchised that needs to be exorcized, Saint Tebow is in the right place
Winning without ethics is not winning at all - Don Shula.
Toilet Water(preferably used)will suffice nicely in this situation......