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    Help ASAP

    Guys I picked up a client not too long ago from Miami International. He flew in from Boston to discuss some business. I decided to treat him to some real authentic Cuban food at Sarussi in Hialeah. Now I'm in a truck stop bathroom after my Ropa Vieja disagreed with my stomach. Couldn't get the stall locked and my trousers down quick enough before checking for toilet paper. All out. This is a single ****ter. I called the truck stop to see if the guy at the counter would bring me some toilet paper but he no habla ingles. *******. What now? I'm out of options. I picked a bad day for loafers without socks.
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    either check the next stall over for TP if there is one, or the paper hand towel dispenser if there's no blower. You can wait for a spanish speaking customer to come in and through the stall door ask him nicely to request TP. Beyond that you have no choice but to use your undies and then throw them away.





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    Real talk...just dont wipe. Stay in the bathroom another few minutes while the **** crusts up on your ass and isnt runny anymore. Then just pull up your pants. You have on underwear plus pants so they should seal in the scent adequately. Ive done this on numerous occasions and it has yet to fail me.




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    Pictures or is didn't happen.
    Why would you want pictures ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valandui View Post
    Why would you want pictures ?
    It's the rule.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NY8123 View Post
    It's the rule.
    In the land of wanting to see dry **** on a dude's ass? Yikes

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    Quote Originally Posted by tylerdolphin View Post
    Real talk...just dont wipe. Stay in the bathroom another few minutes while the **** crusts up on your ass and isnt runny anymore. Then just pull up your pants. You have on underwear plus pants so they should seal in the scent adequately. Ive done this on numerous occasions and it has yet to fail me.
    Nasty mother****er




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    use your underwear then rinse and wipe again. finally you should throw away those ****ty underwear.

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