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    PIPEDREAM 50 things to do sexually before you die.

    1. kiss a girl
    2.have anal
    3.have a threesome
    4. engage in group sex
    5. have phone sex
    6. masturbate
    7. use a vibrator
    8. use a sex toy on someone else
    9. be tied up
    10. tie someone up
    11. have sex in a public space
    12. be a voyeur and watch others having sex (live, porn does not count)
    13. sex in a car
    14. sex at a drive-in
    15. mile-high club (colorado residents do not count)
    16. sex with a stranger
    17. one-night stand
    18.married sex (the best kind, in my opinion)
    19. sex on a boat
    20. sex in a body of water
    21. light spanking
    22. read erotica
    23. play strip poker/monopoly/card game
    24. sex in the shower
    25. sex standing up against a wall
    26. sex with no kissing
    27.sex in the pitch black
    28. sex in the broad daylight
    29. making out with no sex long after you're no longer a virgin
    30. sex in a tent in the wilderness
    31. watch porn together
    32. watch porn alone
    33. learn to give yourself multiple orgasms
    34. sex on the beach
    35. blindfolds
    36. using ice sexually
    37. sexual role play
    38. whipped cream
    39. la perla lingerie sex
    40. frederick's of hollywood lingerie sex
    41. sex with someone much older
    42. sex with someone younger (legal!)
    43. sex in a foreign country, possibly with a foreigner
    44. a quickie in a skirt
    45. a longie in the rain
    46. sex in the ocean while people swim all around you
    47. feather ticklers
    48. sex while "altered" whether by alcohol or something else
    49. learn to orgasm in less than five minutes from intercourse alone
    50. silent sex in a full house

    how many have you done? and what's on your bucket list?

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    Combining #'s 24 & 27 is awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bumpus View Post
    Combining #'s 24 & 27 is awesome.
    I think the OP was talking about sex with humans...
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    Quote Originally Posted by finomenal View Post
    I think the OP was talking about sex with humans...
    What? Are stingrays not legal???

    Ask tyler.
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    Number 48 makes the rest of the list much easier.
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    I'm at 39 of 50 accomplished.
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    33 out of 51...thanx Vark. I've always had that on my list.
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