True story to lighten your 4th. My friends are lighting fireworks off the end of my dock. I'm sitting at the fire pit, I say to the people sitting next to me, how long before these *******s blow up the end of the dock. No **** a mortar blows up in the tube, fire everywhere. My best friend comes screaming off the dock, hobbling. My nut, my nut! The mortar hit him right in the left nut. The nut is swollen and bleeding, he's sitting here with a ice cold coors light on his nut.
I cannot stop laughing about it. All in all he was lucky but goddamn what a funny ass event. I had to share this priceless story. How good is a mortar to your best friends nut on the fourth!