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    Quote Originally Posted by Gonzo View Post
    We took the two of them out to dinner one night, forgetting that he only likes places like Applebees. He hates other restaurants so much that he literally pouts and ridicules the menus whenever we go somewhere else. So, he's pouting at this place, not eating his meal, when he suddenly reaches over and flicks a light switch on the wall. Lights out in the entire dining room.

    He has a dream wedding that he's been planning since he was a kid. If that's not enough, it's an outdoor winter wedding in Toronto in February.
    Are you sure he's a real person and not a character from a David Sedaris story?



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    a hot cup of coffee on a Sunday morning, a little relax on the couch and a "go **** yourself" to all you degenerates.
    A hot cup of coffee to relax on the couch?

    Actually, that explains a lot.
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    Re: POFO Anything Goes Thread. ((Warning do not enter if you can't handle fire))

    Quote Originally Posted by TheWalrus View Post
    Are you sure he's a real person and not a character from a David Sedaris story?
    His dream job is to be a bowling center manager. He gets mad and storms out of the room if you call it an alley, which I try to do often, but not too often as to have it appear intentional.

    His favorite place on Earth is Myrtle Beach, but not during Spring Break because it's too crowded.

    He has a barbed wire arm band tattoo that he "designed himself."




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    Quote Originally Posted by Gonzo View Post
    His dream job is to be a bowling center manager. He gets mad and storms out of the room if you call it an alley, which I try to do often, but not too often as to have it appear intentional.

    His favorite place on Earth is Myrtle Beach, but not during Spring Break because it's too crowded.

    He has a barbed wire arm band tattoo that he "designed himself."
    This needs to have a thread of it's own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gonzo View Post
    His dream job is to be a bowling center manager. He gets mad and storms out of the room if you call it an alley, which I try to do often, but not too often as to have it appear intentional.

    His favorite place on Earth is Myrtle Beach, but not during Spring Break because it's too crowded.

    He has a barbed wire arm band tattoo that he "designed himself."
    I dont hate many people, but Ive never even met this guy and I despise him. Up almost in the same category as my old roommate.




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    Please post pics of this clown
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry_Bagpipe View Post
    Please post pics of this clown
    I don't know. That may ruin the hilarious mental picture that I already have. The only way it could be funnier is if he was pre-med and already calling himself Dr. Rick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gonzo View Post
    His dream job is to be a bowling center manager. He gets mad and storms out of the room if you call it an alley, which I try to do often, but not too often as to have it appear intentional.

    His favorite place on Earth is Myrtle Beach, but not during Spring Break because it's too crowded.

    He has a barbed wire arm band tattoo that he "designed himself."


    I love this guy. He's probably happier than any of us will ever be.
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    I would definitely watch this, although I question Orlando Bloom as Rhaegar. Also, Eric Northman is only slightly younger than the guy already playing Jamie Lannister.

    On second thought, I could totally see the guy that plays Eric as Rhaegar.
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    Far be it for me to judge a man for thinking with his dick and ear(that didnt sound quite as perverted in my head).

    Im still desperately hoping to see the ring come off the violinist you linked months ago:




    And no, i have no ****ing idea what shes doing in the video. The woman needs less clothing, not chainmail.




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