Terrorist attack count against the Anything Goes Thread: 5
Merry Christmas you cocksuckers.
THE NEXT COACH OF YOUR MIAMI DOLPHINS
Friend of mine foolishly leaves her cell phone on table. A couple of hours later she discovers she has around 60 comments under her Facebook post of "Ugh, I have the worst case of the sh1ts today...."
Not sure why she didn't find it as funny as I did. Some people I guess