**** just got REAL!
Oh look, its King Sycophant. You post on here because of the Dolphins? You dont ****ing say? Im shocked!
Of course you post on here because of the Dolphins, everything you do has to have some connection to this franchise. Your identity is so caught up in this team that anything that doesnt involve our logo is a direct threat to your entire ****ing existence.
By the way, now that i have your complete attention, i have been itching to point something out: by rooting for every single thing that this team does, you are rooting for players/personnel that cause us to lose; but you cant ever give up on them so you want us to keep them employed forever. Cut out the middleman and that means you love it when we lose. You want us to keep losing. That makes you a orange. You hate this franchise. You hate the Miami Dolphins. You hate our history of success and you hate any possibility in which we win in the future.
Unlike what you just said to Harry, you do contradict yourself. Because you are a giant contradiction. Thats what happens when your so ****ing broken you cant accept the slightest criticism even peripherally directed at your supposedly beloved team. Cant wait for some witty intellectual rebuttal about how BITCHES LIKE ME DIE or something.