So, I'm re-watching Legend of the Seeker and I forgot that I'm in love with Bridget Regan.
Dear pofo friends, members of Team Douchebag and any of the other jolly assholes who populate these parts: I know you're eager to vote for me. Beyond eager, you're absolutely dripping with anticipation. However, I ask you to do something that must seem impossible... hold your votes for me vs. hooshoops for at least a little while. When we vote early it creates a big lead and I think motivates fence sitters and other undesirables to vote for that villainous swine known as whoever-I'm-up-against.
Thank you, and may Xenu Bless America.
I was once a normal kid
Till the Devil came down and flipped my lid
He gave me a switchblade and he gave me a muse
Then he vomited acid all over my shoes