Regardless, if your attempting to bribe us, think of this one fact: Harry_Bagpipe is on this forum. Plan accordingly. And, if you attempt to "seduce" him, god help you.
Terrorist attack count against the Anything Goes Thread: 5
So I was just down in the gym working out and as I'm on the elliptical looking out of the big windows on the parking lot, a Honda CRV slowly drives by with that damn Canadian goose on the hood staring down the driver.
I very nearly fell off of the elliptical.
"I'm much more humble than you would understand."
(Tennis related post)
Man, how great would it be if the Davis Cup final ended up France vs. Swirzerland, eh Harry?
I was once a normal kid
Till the Devil came down and flipped my lid
He gave me a switchblade and he gave me a muse
Then he vomited acid all over my shoes