Regardless, if your attempting to bribe us, think of this one fact: Harry_Bagpipe is on this forum. Plan accordingly. And, if you attempt to "seduce" him, god help you.
Terrorist attack count against the Anything Goes Thread: 5
So I was just down in the gym working out and as I'm on the elliptical looking out of the big windows on the parking lot, a Honda CRV slowly drives by with that damn Canadian goose on the hood staring down the driver.
I very nearly fell off of the elliptical.
“Turns out, far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons. Doesn't seem right.”
(Tennis related post)
Man, how great would it be if the Davis Cup final ended up France vs. Swirzerland, eh Harry?
Why, I can smile, and murder while I smile,
And cry 'Content' to that which grieves my heart,
And wet my cheeks with artificial tears,
And frame my face to all occasions.
I can add colours to the chameleon,
Change shapes with Proteus for advantages,
And set the murderous Machiavel to school.
Can I do this, and cannot get a crown?