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Thread: POFO Anything Goes Thread. ((Warning do not enter if you can't handle fire))

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buddy View Post
    Those bastards used to invade Ft. Richardson and Elmendorf AFB outside Anchorage when I was stationed there. They would crap everywhere to the point that every outdoor location was a biohazard! We couldn't do anything because, as you said, the evil pricks were protected. However, they ended up sending an AWACS plane down and 24 people to their deaths by flying into the engines on takeoff. Finally, they cleared the murdering Mother Fudgers from around the runway. Screw geese! They all need to meet their doom in NY's grill at 400 and be consumed with Asian dipping sauce! Evil honking bastards!

    EDIT - I found an article about the crash - http://www.cnn.com/US/9509/alaska_crash/09-23/

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    Quote Originally Posted by LouPhinFan View Post
    They're a federally protected species. If you mess with them or their nest it's a very large (several thousand dollars) fine. Believe me we've all gotten plenty of emails from the company telling us what happens and what to do if a goose comes at you. It's almost comical how many goose emails we've gotten. Several times a day I glance over at the windows and there is a crowd of people looking out the window watching the goose take on a car rolling through the parking lot or some poor soul just trying to walk to or from their car. It's like the games at the Roman Collesium in antiquity.
    All water fowl are federally regulated. Geese are not protected lol, there is however a hunting season with a Federal stamp you need to hunt them legally In fact our third season of the year just ended March 10th here in central NY. They have become such a burden to the water systems here that DEC spray the eggs in spring with diesel fuel to control the populations.

    I'd still shoot that ****er lol, they are mean as ****, if you call DEC they will come kill the nesting bird. It will just antagonize the **** out of anyone who comes in its territory, nesting pairs are extremely aggressive. If you are in a residual area and can't take a well placed .22 shot, use a golf club, I like a 3 iron!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NY8123 View Post
    All water fowl are federally regulated. Geese are not protected lol, there is however a hunting season with a Federal stamp you need to hunt them legally In fact our third season of the year just ended March 10th here in central NY. They have become such a burden to the water systems here that DEC spray the eggs in spring with diesel fuel to control the populations.

    I'd still shoot that ****er lol, they are mean as ****, if you call DEC they will come kill the nesting bird. It will just antagonize the **** out of anyone who comes in its territory, nesting pairs are extremely aggressive. If you are in a residual area and can't take a well placed .22 shot, use a golf club, I like a 3 iron!
    Ah no, Canadian geese are federally protected by the US government with a heavy fine. Not only from you but also from your untrained mutt.

    Canada Geese are protected under the Federal Migratory Bird Act of 1918 . This Act makes it illegal to harm or injure a goose and damage or move its eggs and nest, without a Federal permit. Not complying with the Federal Act can result in fines ranging from $5,000 to $10,000 and this also applies to an untrained dog’s actions.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LouPhinFan View Post
    Ah no, Canadian geese are federally protected by the US government with a heavy fine. Not only from you but also from your untrained mutt.



    http://www.wildgoosechasers.com/law.php
    What about a trained dog? Or better yet, a trained cyborg dog with laser beams attached to it's head. Loophole!




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    why do canadian geese fly in a V pattern?


    it takes way more practice and flight choreography to fly in a R or G pattern...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dogbone34 View Post
    why do canadian geese fly in a V pattern?


    it takes way more practice and flight choreography to fly in a R or G pattern...
    Because, the little bastards are straight up vaginas!



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