Regardless, if your attempting to bribe us, think of this one fact: Harry_Bagpipe is on this forum. Plan accordingly. And, if you attempt to "seduce" him, god help you.
So I was just down in the gym working out and as I'm on the elliptical looking out of the big windows on the parking lot, a Honda CRV slowly drives by with that damn Canadian goose on the hood staring down the driver.
I very nearly fell off of the elliptical.
Nearly 70% of the Earth is covered by water...the rest is covered by Gerod Holliman.
(Tennis related post)
Man, how great would it be if the Davis Cup final ended up France vs. Swirzerland, eh Harry?
"Are you a doctor?"
"Mantis Toboggan, M.D."