Not to bring up Politifact again, but I'm pretty sure you can't finger **** someone with paper. That requires, you know, fingers.
Plus you know Obama's more about dump hittin' the ass with the meat. Which works out good, because I've known women who didn't think anal counted as losing your virginity. I'm pretty sure there's a deleted scene from The Last Temptation of Christ about this.
Unless, of course, you put 2 in the pink and the constitution in the stink.
"Politics is the Art of Looking for Trouble, Finding it Everywhere, Diagnosing it Incorrectly, and Applying the Wrong Remedies"
No class today. Gonna start drinking early. So yeah, fan****ingtastic day asshat.
I contribute to society and actually have a job, so like you, I cannot pretend I am a societal contributer because I am bettering myself in school. Like the rest of the adult civilized world I will start drinking today at happy hour.