Mom and son are riding in a car behind a garbage truck. The truck hits a bump and a big dildo flies out landing on mom's hood. A second later mom hits the bump and the dildo goes flying off the hood. Son looks at his mom and asks "What was that??" Mom says "That was just a bug honey." Son says "Damn did you see the size of that dick on that bug???"
"Politics is the Art of Looking for Trouble, Finding it Everywhere, Diagnosing it Incorrectly, and Applying the Wrong Remedies".
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”
~ Albert Einstein
"Well, I guess in 2016 we're undefeated.....
.....hopefully we can stay undefeated.”
Dolphin’s owner Stephen Ross, January 4, 2016 after a season ending win; Dolphins finished 6-10; no playoff appearance
"....if there is activity in the ball prior to the rubbing action....
Bill Belichick, Sat Jan 24, 2015
"You may think that you are some kind of god to these people. But we both know what you really are."
"What's that? A criminal?"
"Worse. A politician."
Source: Under The Dome
You used to be able to get to your "settings" through the username at the top of the screen but that has been removed for some reason. The fastest way I have found to get to your posts that have received a good or bad reputation is the following:
Top of screen under the join VIP tab is a forum actions tab. Click it, then click "general settings". This will take you to the settings --> general settings page in your user profile. Near the top left of the screen under the forum tab there will be a "settings" click it and it will take you to the screen where you can see your posts that have received a reputation.
Next to my Thanks/No Thanks I have an arrow to see the Thanks/NoThanks and below is nothing. Not that important. I was just wondering.
Thanks a million.
As for thanks/nothanks if you haven't found it already, click on the down arrow at the top right of the forum page, go to the >My Profile tab. There should be a tab you can click that says Thanks/ No Thanks, right next to the Infractions tab. When you click that tab, you should be able to scroll down & see all the latest thanks/no thanks you've given & received.
Special gem from Colorado local talk radio today: Obama is playing a key role in armageddon and could be the antichrist.