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    Think i got a new sig, only problem is its a Jets player:

    "Lmao. A bills fan just tried to hit our bus with a snow ball but instead he slipped and bust his a-- and his beer spilled on him."
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    Happy New Year PoFo!!!!!!





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    AAAHHHHHH A Glorious and Happy NEW NEW GO **** YOURSELVES!!!!
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    So because the DUI rate is so high here in Albuquerque, the city offers free cab rides every night from 9 pm until last call. Nina and I decided that we should take advantage and spend New Years Eve bar-hopping since we had never done it before. Never again. I got tossed out of a bar because some douchebag grabbed my wife, and I pushed him when he wouldn't let go and leave. Apparently the bouncer only saw the last part and wouldn't listen to me when I tried to explain. The people we went to meet ended up bouncing early and left us by ourselves. So we run into this girl who took one of my classes a few semesters back. After the bars start closing down, we get invited to an after party at her place, so we go. I then proceed to drink more Jaeger than any one person ever should. When I wake up, Nina and I are in the girl's bed with her, and I'm spooning a German Shepard. There wasn't any funny business, but apparently in the middle of the night Nina forgot where we were and stripped down to her underwear like she does when we sleep at home. So of course now everyone thinks we had a menage a tois with this 24 year old. I have no memory of how we ended up in her bed, I'm missing a sock and my belt, and I'm STILL getting random texts asking what happened. This is why the only New Years parties we go to in the future are at someone's house. I'm getting too old for this ****...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Locke View Post
    So because the DUI rate is so high here in Albuquerque, the city offers free cab rides every night from 9 pm until last call. Nina and I decided that we should take advantage and spend New Years Eve bar-hopping since we had never done it before. Never again. I got tossed out of a bar because some douchebag grabbed my wife, and I pushed him when he wouldn't let go and leave. Apparently the bouncer only saw the last part and wouldn't listen to me when I tried to explain. The people we went to meet ended up bouncing early and left us by ourselves. So we run into this girl who took one of my classes a few semesters back. After the bars start closing down, we get invited to an after party at her place, so we go. I then proceed to drink more Jaeger than any one person ever should. When I wake up, Nina and I are in the girl's bed with her, and I'm spooning a German Shepard. There wasn't any funny business, but apparently in the middle of the night Nina forgot where we were and stripped down to her underwear like she does when we sleep at home. So of course now everyone thinks we had a menage a tois with this 24 year old. I have no memory of how we ended up in her bed, I'm missing a sock and my belt, and I'm STILL getting random texts asking what happened. This is why the only New Years parties we go to in the future are at someone's house. I'm getting too old for this ****...

    That sounds like a good ****ing time. Make sure you hang out with her again!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Locke View Post
    So because the DUI rate is so high here in Albuquerque, the city offers free cab rides every night from 9 pm until last call. Nina and I decided that we should take advantage and spend New Years Eve bar-hopping since we had never done it before. Never again. I got tossed out of a bar because some douchebag grabbed my wife, and I pushed him when he wouldn't let go and leave. Apparently the bouncer only saw the last part and wouldn't listen to me when I tried to explain. The people we went to meet ended up bouncing early and left us by ourselves. So we run into this girl who took one of my classes a few semesters back. After the bars start closing down, we get invited to an after party at her place, so we go. I then proceed to drink more Jaeger than any one person ever should. When I wake up, Nina and I are in the girl's bed with her, and I'm spooning a German Shepard. There wasn't any funny business, but apparently in the middle of the night Nina forgot where we were and stripped down to her underwear like she does when we sleep at home. So of course now everyone thinks we had a menage a tois with this 24 year old. I have no memory of how we ended up in her bed, I'm missing a sock and my belt, and I'm STILL getting random texts asking what happened. This is why the only New Years parties we go to in the future are at someone's house. I'm getting too old for this ****...
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